The first rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp. The second rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp. Third rule: If someone says "shots!", orders a martini, or drinks Fosters, the drink is over. Fourth rule: Only one glass to a drink. Fifth rule: One […]
Last year, I thought "how cool would it be to have a Talk Like Yoda Day, you know, like Talk Like a Pirate Day?" I wasn't the first to have the idea — and I certainly won't be the last — but I've finally managed to throw content onto talklikeyoda.com in time for the proposed […]
My ADSL connection is currently tres latent due to some Cisco badness on BT's part . If you're trying to call me on Skype or my VoIP number, it'll either sound like I'm the Moon, or it won't connect. You may also find my site a tad slow too until it's sorted out. Still, in […]
Tomorrow is, as always, Talk Like a Pirate Day . It's a day when everyone should talk like a pirate. There's no real reason behind it, other than it's fun. However, I'd like to nominate May 21st as Talk Like Yoda Day . Why May 21st? It's the date in 1980 when The Empire Strikes […]
Well, looks like one of ThinkGeek's excellent 2003 April Fools — the George Foreman USB iGrill — is still wreaking havoc amongst the gadget blogging community. Not only did Wired's Gear Factor ( cached copy ) pick up this from mobilemag.com ( cached copy ) as though new — Wired, newsflash, it's over three years […]
Sorry, it wasn't Natalie Portman being photographed topless on a beach by paparazzi, or being cast in V for Vendetta, or shaving her head, but this segment from a recent Saturday Night Live which makes me think "hey, Natalie Portman, not a kid anymore" ... Cheers to NBC for letting a kosher version finally become […]
I usually only listen to blonde jokes told by blonde women — knowing self-deprecation is the best humour — but this has to be the best blonde joke ever told . Seriously!
UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! : Genius.