I was just about to go make some brekkie, waiting for the Phill Jupitus breakfast show to start on 6music, when I heard a weird crackling in the office. "Crap, something's on fire," was my first thought, my second was to start reaching for a fire extinguisher ... then I turned off dabbar, and listened ... the noise was coming from throughout the house! Finally, I twigged - the crackling rapping noise was especially loud from the wee skylight in the bathroom - hail!

I looked out the front door, and holy falling clumps of ice, batman, if it isn't hail from hell!

[Holy crap, what the hell's that?! Ah, it's OK, it's just HUGE MONSTER CLUMPS OF ICE!  RUN!  FLEE!]
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So beware — random falling ice can scare the crap out of home workers at weird times of day! The perils of telecommuting!