Scott Murray, Guardian Unlimited journo infamous for his bizarre sports coverage, has been tasked to give a blow-by-blow account of the Budget (when the Chancellor of the Exchequor announces the country's budget for this financial year).
When you read something that starts ...
"Good morning everyone. First, the apologies. I don't know my PSBRs from my elbow, but for some reason have been hauled over from the sports desk and told to cover the budget live. I'm sorry. You and I deserve better."
... you know you're in for something interesting :)