This has to be the most evil excuse for 'breakfast' ever served — the "Hungry Man All Day Breakfast" (yes, it's American). You chuck it in the microwave, and out comes sausages, bacon, eggs, something called 'home fries' and pancakes.

Luckily, merkans get proper nutritional information on their munchies, something that's only now becoming the norm over here ... but to read the nutritional facts box on this selection of evil is incredible ... the amount of sodium represents 87% of the recommended daily intake, the 64 grammes of fat 98% of daily intake, the 21g saturated fat 104%, and the killer (probably quite literally) is the 690mg of cholesterol, representing 231% of the recommended daily intake!

I've joked about some foods being 'heart attacks in a bun/bag/box', but this could really be it! Please someone, anyone, do not import this!

Tip o' the hat to giblet.